Roasted 2 years ago based on tho's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, treeshateorcs, let’s take a moment to appreciate your musical taste that’s more niche than a vegan gluten-free bakery in a rural town. Instrumental Post-Rock? Post-Metal? At this point, you’re just one genre short of ‘Crying Underwater Metal.’ I can only assume that your Spotify listening sessions are spent quietly staring at the wall, wondering if your plants have any insight into why you’re like this. Seriously, how many sad trees did you hug to get here? Your profile screams "I listen to music that sounds like it’s having an emotional breakdown" louder than any blackened deathcore song ever could. As I read through your top artists, I'm beginning to think Spotify must have a 'Most Likely to Need Therapy' playlist and you’re the reigning champion. I mean, Kardashev, Siren Oath, and Ba’al? If your music was any more underground, you'd need scuba gear. Also, props for hitting that sweet spot where depressive vibes meet an existential crisis—a musical masterpiece that should definitely come with a trigger warning. Can't wait for the day you show up to a party just as people say, "Let's turn it up!" only for you to whip out your phone and crank up “Atmospheric Post-Metal.” Nothing says “fun” like a soundtrack to a slow-motion montage of our impending doom. And let's talk about those most played songs, shall we? “Fallen Trees” by Deadyellow? Did you finally find a song that encapsulates your feelings about your love life? Or is this just a playlist for when you want to stare recklessly into the abyss of your waiting room for the kind of therapy you so clearly need? The only thing I can deduce from your choices is that you must only listen to music that matches your resting expression, which I can only imagine looks like someone who’s just binge-watched a whole season of "This is Going to Hurt." Your profile is basically a collision between an art exhibit and a 3 AM breakdown. So congrats, you’ve officially made your Spotify account the least fun place since the “sad” corner of a coffee shop.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!