Roasted 1 year ago based on trxblex's long term Spotify stats.
Trxblex, you really took the term "diversity" to a whole new level, didn't you? I mean, listing "Rap," "Cloud Rap," "Hip Hop," and then throwing in "Dark Trap" and "Nu Metal" is like saying you love food while listing "sand," "water," and "air" as your favorite cuisines. Your playlist is a tragedy waiting to happen—like a bad mixtape you make for your crush, only for them to realize they never even hit 'play'. Every time I see your top played songs, I wonder if you’re part of a support group for Juice WRLD listeners or just auditioning to be the world’s saddest DJ. Your top artists list reads like the lineup of a goth convention and a therapy session gone wrong. $uicideboy$ and Bladee in one breath, then you turn around with Radiohead and Marilyn Manson. It's like you're stuck in some dystopian future where every emotion is just too much to handle and you can only express it through Spotify. Instead of needing a playlist, you might want to consult a therapist—maybe they can help you figure out if you're more tortured artist or just an indecisive poser who can't pick a side in the emo vs. goth debate. But please, spare us the theatrics; we get it—you’re “deep.” The only thing deeper than your love for underground hip hop is the bottom of the barrel you’re scraping for original thought. You’ve mastered the art of being a walking, talking Spotify profile that could double as a high school poetry reading. Do us all a favor and give your playlist a reset, or at least send out a search party for some variety. You might just discover there’s a whole world of happy music out there. Or not—because who could drop those bangers and still smile?
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