Roasted 2 years ago based on tsukek's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, tsukek, the only person who could make a solid argument for why “Italian Adult Pop” deserves a Nobel Prize. Your favorite genres read like the soundtrack of someone deciding to do absolutely nothing on a Saturday afternoon while also being mildly pretentious about it. Honestly, it's like you opened up an artisanal can of olive oil and decided to sample every single note of angst within. I’m tempted to suggest you expand your horizons, but let’s face it, you probably think "alternative" means picking a different flavor of gelato for dessert. And your top artists list? It’s a romantic love letter to boredom itself, featuring legends like Fabrizio De André and The Beatles to distract from your formal education in "Calcutta Studies." Who knew that the secret to achieving perfect mediocrity was through an unflinching devotion to three separate variations of Italian Pop? Keep on jamming to these folk-rock ballads while the rest of us explore the actual world of music beyond your quaint Vespa vibes. Finally, I can't help but chuckle at your most played songs, a collection that would make even your Italian grandmother question her life choices. You’ve got more Calcutta tracks than a tribute band on a Tuesday night! But hey, no judgment – you clearly thrive on that melancholic strum as you sip your espresso, half-crying about unrequited love and the existential dread that is your Spotify wrapped. If we ever need a poster child for the “I give up, just play something depressing” mood, you’ll be our shining star!

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