Roasted 8 months ago based on Twelv Blud's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Twelv Blud, the human embodiment of a midlife crisis in a 20-year-old's body. Your favorite genres sound like a high schooler's attempt to turn their mood swings into a full-blown music festival lineup. Rage Rap, Emo Rap, Bedroom Pop—congratulations, you’ve officially collected more music personas than real friends. Your taste is so niche, even Spotify's algorithm is confused and questioning its life choices. And can we talk about your top artists? It looks like you raided the clearance bin of a local record store specializing in "who?” and “what?” Most of these names sound like they were generated by a random name generator after a night of binge-listening to the same three songs on loop. You’ve got to love the irony of a guy named "Homixide Gang" topping your charts while you sit indoors, living life in your mom’s basement, fostering a committed relationship with your gaming chair. Your most played songs are an absolute masterpiece of mediocrity. With ‘CONTROLLA’ and ‘BUFF BBY' dominating your list, it’s clear you’re just one sad TikTok away from breaking down into an emotional mess. "2010 Justin Bieber"? Really? Are you trying to reminisce about a time when you had a chance at being cool? Newsflash: it didn’t happen, and it’s definitely not happening with this playlist. Next time you’re feeling all kinds of "hyper," just remember that your Spotify account is the only thing with less personality than you.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!