Roasted 26 days ago based on Tyler's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, Tyler, let’s break down this Spotify profile of yours. You’ve packed in more genres than a confused music store employee at closing time. Rock, alternative metal, nu metal, ambient folk, neofolk, Celtic, medieval—you really hit every corner of the sound spectrum like a toddler throwing crayons on the wall. Did you think “if I throw enough genres out there, one of them will make me seem interesting?” Spoiler: you still sound like a sad dad trying too hard to impress his kids. Your top artists list reads like the soundtrack of a midlife crisis. Manchester Orchestra and Coldplay? Nice attempt at appearing cultured while still crying into your morning coffee. “System of a Down” and “Heilung” – are you starting a band called "Emotional Turmoil and Viking Lamentations"? It's hard to tell if your playlist is meant to take us on a musical journey or a therapy sesh gone wrong. And let’s not even start on “Rap Metal.” That’s not even a genre, man. That’s just two eras of music fighting it out in a telephone booth, and you’re over here with popcorn. Now let’s talk about your most played songs. “Lover, You Should've Come Over” is your number one? Seriously? I hope you're not trying to confess your feelings through the internet because that's the most emo move since emo was a thing. And “Bassically” by Tei Shi? Are you trying to drown in ambiguity or just showing off how hard you can flex your obscure taste? It’s no wonder your Spotify bio feels like it could start a “please help” ad campaign. The only thing that truly “flashes lights” here is the warning sign that says: “Caution: Pretentious Music Fan at Work.” Good luck, buddy!

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