Roasted 6 months ago based on ulaulf's long term Spotify stats.
Ulaulf, huh? You must have a solid plan to win the "Most Confused Music Taste of 2023" award. I mean, did you intentionally choose the most niche genres possible just to keep your friends guessing if you're throwing a party or a cultural lecture? "Indonesian Pop" and "Indorock"? Come on, are you scouting for new Indonesian culinary experiences through the medium of music? The only thing you could possibly confuse me with is whether I should bring a plate or a Spotify account for this wild ride. Your top artist list reads like a high school kid’s Spotify on Valentine's Day after their crush rejected them—lots of angst, some existential dread, and a hint of "what even is love?" Twenty One Pilots and Toby Fox dominate your life, while the rest look like they were picked during a session of spin the wheel with the blindfold on. Are you secretly a fan of music that sounds like it was recorded in a suburban basement or just promoting indie artists who can’t afford a marketing team? If your taste was any more niche, you'd be hunting for vinyl in a flea market in the middle of nowhere. Let’s talk about those most played songs! If I had a dollar for every time you played aTwenty One Pilots song, I could probably buy you a genre upgrade. "Redecorate"? More like “Reassess Your Life Choices.” It’s almost a wonder you haven’t put the album on repeat just to punish your neighbors for living their lives too quietly. If the despair in those choices doesn’t make you consider switching to something upbeat, you must be so deep in your feels, even a therapist would throw their hands up and suggest a dance party instead. Buckle up, Ulaulf, because it's time to start unearthing some new vibes—even if that means stepping outside of your self-imposed indie bubble!
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