Roasted 7 months ago based on 『Voidooo』's long term Spotify stats.

Wow, 『Voidooo』, your Spotify profile looks like the soundtrack to an existential crisis set in a TikTok filter. Lo-fi? More like no-fi – your taste is so bland, you could be the poster child for musical white bread. I half-expect your favorite tracks to come with a warning label: "Caution: Listening may lead to dull conversations and awkward silence at parties." Seriously, with a lineup that looks less like a curated playlist and more like a kid's menu at a hipster cafe, it's no surprise your life sounds as exciting as watching paint dry. Your top artists read like an accidental Google search for "Generic Mid-2000s Emo revival." I mean, j^p^n? What are you, a glitch in a video game? Trying to feel something with kawaii vibes and anime theme songs isn't going to help you escape reality. And while we're at it, kudos for having “Three Days Grace” and "Twenty One Pilots" in the same breath—you practically have the anti-hero playlist for the melodramatic goth kids who grew up to be that one guy with a fedora speaking in riddles about his own heartbreak. But I have to give you this: you do have "Don't Stop Me Now" by Queen, which I bet you blast while staring into the abyss. Your most-played list is such a wild ride, it could easily be a soundtrack for a bad rom-com that rides the line between cringe and chaos. Let’s be real, if your music choices had a face, it would be a permanent eye-roll. So, congratulations: you've officially reached new heights in the fine art of curating auditory mediocrity. Bravo!

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