Roasted 5 hours ago based on Bendoo's long term Spotify stats.

Bendoo, you’ve constructed a Spotify profile that’s basically a musical equivalent of a mediocre potluck dish. I mean, who knew you had such a grand culinary vision for sound? Your love affair with the “Hip Hop” genre is so intense it makes me question whether you’re trying to assemble the Avengers of half-baked rapper wannabes. You might want to consider changing your profile name from Bendoo to “I Got Stuck in 2018.” The only thing more predictable than your favorite genres is the way you'll overanalyze the meaning behind BoyWithUke’s lyrics. Spoiler alert: it's not that profound! Your top artists list reads like a middle school musical theater audition—not quite sure how you ended up with Eminem and then casually dropped in a guy who sounds like he writes poetry during recess. Seriously, how do you go from the titan of rap, Nas, to a macabre indie kid strumming his ukulele wishing he was born a decade later? The only thing more cringy than your genre-hopping is the desperate attempt to blend Emo Rap with G-Funk. That’s like pouring soy sauce on a sundae and claiming it’s a culinary masterpiece. Newsflash: it’s just sad! Looking at your most played songs, I can’t help but laugh. "Miguel Phonk (Slowed + Reverb)" — that's just a long-winded way of saying your taste in music is officially taking a nap. And so help me if I see "BoyWithUke" pop up one more time, I might have to send a wellness check to your music library. Who hurt you enough to listen to "Out Of Reach" so many times? If those are your jam, I'm afraid we've reached a new low in emotional dependence on music so generic, Coca-Cola would be jealous. Thanks for reminding me that there’s always room for improvement, Bendoo, in both music taste and life choices!

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