Roasted 2 years ago based on tay 😼's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Venuvix, where the musical taste is as obscure as a forgotten meme from 2016. Your Spotify profile reads like a diary entry from a socially awkward anime character who thinks wearing cat ears in public is a personality trait. I mean, “Permanent Wave”? With a name like that, I'm surprised your music taste isn’t stuck playing the world’s longest loop of elevator music. But hey, at least you've mastered the art of pretending to have eclectic taste while listening to the same four sad boys crying about life. Seriously, your top artists list is more confused than a flea on a dog wearing a tutu. TV Girl and Arctic Monkeys? One minute you’re jamming to introspective “Hate Yourself,” and the next, you’re screaming “Do I Wanna Know?” at the top of your lungs while imagining yourself in a J-Pop concert. It's like you threw all your musical preferences into a blender and pressed 'chaos.' And don't even get me started on your most played songs. Based on those, it’s clear you have a PhD in self-loathing and a minor in “How to Cry in Japanese.” Bravo! Your profile is an epic saga of conflicting identities, like a burrito trying to decide if it’s a Mexican dish or a hipster art installation. While you might think you’re curating a soundtrack for the next big indie film, the reality is you’ve just outlined a plot where the main character rotely listens to the “best” vocaloid work while wallowing in misery as they scroll through Instagram. So here’s a toast to you, Venuvix—may your playlists forever embody the “I swear I have friends!” vibe, even if we all know how painfully accurate the “Hate Yourself” anthem really is. Cheers!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!