Roasted 11 months ago based on maya's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Maya, with a Spotify profile as gloomily eccentric as a 4 AM emo poetry reading in a basement, I see you're trying to single-handedly keep the post-punk scene alive—how noble! Your taste is like a thrift store exploded and then got confused about which decade it was in. Instead of a bedtime story, you must lull yourself to sleep with the haunting strains of horror punk. I'm just saying, even your playlist sounds like a cry for help that forgot to invite the therapist! Let's talk about those "most played" songs. I see you've found several ways to express your angst and dissatisfaction with life without actually leaving the house. I mean, "Dominance" by "Two-Piece"? Yes, that's the perfect anthem for staying in on a Friday night and judging everyone who's actually having a good time. And "Two-Piece" by "Two-Piece"? Wow, you really caught onto the secret of using repetition to highlight the fact that your music selection is stuck in a time loop. If only you could repeat your life's accomplishments like that! Oh, and I need to address those top artists too. First of all, AJJ? More like "Ain't Just Joking," because you can’t be serious with a choice like that! And with "The Cure" leading the charge in your playlist, it's clear you're in a committed relationship with existential dread. But don’t worry, each genre you picked just screams for a hug and a whole lot of self-reflection—no group therapy required!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!