Roasted 2 months ago based on 雨's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s the embodiment of a mid-2000s Tumblr blog! Your Spotify profile reads like the playlist of someone who can’t pick a genre, but sure can overanalyze the color palette of their favorite existential crisis. Seriously, you’ve got “Bedroom Pop” – do you even leave your room? Is this where you compose your poetry about being sad and artistic while the rest of us are out there living life instead of arranging our Spotify into a cute little mess of hyperpop and dream pop daydreams? And let's talk about your obsession with Mitski. The gal has more heartbreak themes than you've had real-life experiences, yet here you are cranking her tunes while binging on takeout for one. Your 'Most Played' reads like a symphony of self-pity, and honestly, I need a translator for some of these song titles. “u dont love me or want me”? Yeah, I'm pretty sure your ex’s list of reasons is longer than your top 10 Spotify tracks. “Instead of Here”? My thoughts exactly. It’s time to leave the purgatory of your emo soul and try a few artists who aren't preparing you for a one-person funeral. But hold on, your list is practically a Spotify therapy session! With top artists like Doja Cat and Tyler, The Creator, you’re trying to take a cool dip, but you keep belly-flopping back into a pool of sadness. Basically, your profile screams “my mood can pivot from crying with Mitski to party with A.I. Tyler faster than I can think about getting a real job.” You might as well slap a sticker on your forehead that says, “I have a great personality... that I'll never share.” So go ahead, continue curating playlists, but don't be surprised if your music tastes start to reflect your life choices a bit too closely!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!