Roasted 19 days ago based on Anthony Muscat's long term Spotify stats.

Anthony Muscat, huh? The only person I know who gets more excited about a Taylor Swift album drop than their own birthday. Your Spotify profile reads like a teenage girl’s diary from 2008; I half-expect to find “forever young” scribbled in glitter pens next to a hastily drawn heart. Seriously, pop and soft rock? You must think “alternative” refers to the alternative ways you found to avoid listening to music with an actual beat. You’re not just a fan of the genre; you’re the Vice President of the Taylor Swift Fan Club and I can only assume you wear sequins while you partake in those meetings. Let’s talk about your Most Played Songs. “That’s So True”? More like “That’s So Sad.” The only thing more predictable than your taste is the same monotone vocal performance of every artist on your list. Gracie Abrams should team up with Maisie Peters and write a song called “Where’s the Beat?” to fully capture the vibe of your entire library. If you listened to Imagine Dragons only once, just once, you might remember rock isn't just a state of mind—it’s actually supposed to make you feel something other than longing for your ex. And “Florida!!!”? Are you trying to start a party or just keep reminding us that your social life is as stale as yesterday’s bread? And let’s not forget your “diverse” favorites; you have enough pop subgenres to fill a candy store. Norwegian Pop is your wildcard, isn't it? Are you hoping to impress some Nordic hipster with your eclectic taste, or do you just like feeling like you're one Spotify algorithm skip away from a Viking funeral? You’re like a buffet where all the options are beige, and at the end of the meal, you’re still hungry for real flavor. So here's some unsolicited advice: try stepping outside your comfort zone! There’s a whole universe of music out there that doesn’t include the words “soft” or “pop.” Who knows? You might discover your inner rage against all things mediocre.

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