Roasted 16 days ago based on christel's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Christel, the self-proclaimed connoisseur of sad tunes and emotional turmoil with a Spotify profile that reads like a teenage diary entry. You’ve got more “-emo” variations in your favorite genres than a suburban kid with a Trust Fund has collections of vinyl records. Look at you, mixing grunge and math rock like you're trying to add up how many times you’ve cried while listening to the same angsty breakup song. Seriously, if passive-aggressive feelings had a soundtrack, it’d be yours. Your top artists’ list is basically a red flag parade, marching straight down Sad Boy Avenue. With heavyweights like Pearl Jam and Alice In Chains sandwiched between deep cuts like “deeper sleeper,” I’m almost convinced you just hit shuffle on your most recent existential crisis. You seem to like your music like you like your coffee: bitter enough to stimulate dark thoughts but light enough to not actually shred your soul. And sweetie, if “Deeper Sleeper” is your go-to, it’s a wonder you’re not taking naps between breaths. Let’s not even get into your most played songs list. First of all, “wishing for you” can’t hold a candle to the much-needed wish you make every morning not to be an emotional wreck. With five out of your ten most played songs dedicated to “deeper sleeper,” it seems you’re so deep in that emotional hole, you might as well add a signpost: “Here lies Christel, forever trapped in the twilight of disappointment.” Why not just call your profile “She Who Basks in the Glow of Melancholy”? At this point, I wouldn’t be surprised if your next hobby is starting a candle line named “Woe Is Me.”

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