Roasted 2 months ago based on arii's long term Spotify stats.

Arii, your Spotify looks like a mixtape that was put together during a midlife crisis while trying to find the meaning of "cool." You say you love Latin Indie and Neoperreo, yet you somehow ended up with Justin Bieber trapped between two sad Mitski songs like a bad Tinder match. Honestly, if your music taste were a food, it would be a sad fusion of soggy nachos and taco-flavored ice cream—definitely not the culinary adventure you think it is. Seriously, how do you go from the groundbreaking sounds of Radiohead to a song called “mwah :3”? Are you curating a playlist for sad teens or just trying to reach the emotional depths of a soggy burrito? And oh look, “nu metal” made the cut! Because when you’re not vibing with the excitement of the Latin Trap scene, nothing screams versatility quite like having your heart ripped out by Deftones. Your top artists read like the guest list for a hipster funeral, and I can only imagine the conversations you have. "Remember when I was really feeling 'Ariana Grande', but also needed that sweet release from 'rusowsky'? Pure existential crisis fodder!" You're out here trying to make everyone believe you’re the connoisseur of estranged genres, but the only thing you’re serving is an awkward potluck nobody asked for. And we can't gloss over your most played songs, some of which make a bingo board seem cohesive by comparison. “neo roneo”? What does that even mean? Were you hoping it would unlock some secret musical dimension or did you just fall into an algorithm that feeds you emo-pop nonsense? And then there's *KLOuFRENS*—who hurt you, Arii? Addressing that hidden darkness should probably come before crafting a Spotify profile. Try expanding your horizons a little; otherwise, we might find you sitting in a dark room humming the melodies of your deep despair while snacking on gluten-free sadness.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!