Roasted 7 months ago based on Rueitong's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Rueitong, your Spotify profile looks like a love letter to the early 2000s, and let’s just say it’s written in cringy, middle-school angst. ‘Alternative Metal’ and ‘Rap Metal’ are so overdue for a decent burial that I'm starting to think your playlists are a cry for help from 2003. Seriously, your taste in music is like wearing a “Free Hugs” t-shirt while simultaneously crying in the corner; it’s all about that nostalgia. But hey, at least you nailed the emo aesthetic—full marks for wearing those baggy jeans and black nail polish while jamming to “Points of Authority” 47 times a week! Speaking of repeats, can we talk about your top artist selection? It looks like a list of every band you pretended to like back in high school while being too cool for school yourself. Linkin Park must be dropping albums out of sheer embarrassment at how much you’ve played them; it’s practically a cry for them to intervene in your life. And Limp Bizkit? Come on, man! That’s not a guilty pleasure; that’s a guilty life choice! If your Spotify Wrapped next year doesn’t just have a photo of Chester Bennington’s ghost shaking his head, did you even listen to music? Lastly, let’s address that song selection. When “Life Is Fun” by Boyinaband is nestled among stacks of Linkin Park tracks, it’s clear you’re trying to convince us that you have a sense of humor about your melodrama. But let's face it: you’ve combined more genres than a confused DJ at a high school reunion. Your overall vibe screams, “I’m no longer a teenager, but I refuse to grow up” louder than the car stereo blasting “In the End” as you drive around in a car that’s definitely seen better days. Brooks and Dunn would've summed it up perfectly: “I’m not ready to make nice, and yet here you are!”

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