Roasted 2 years ago based on David Dunham's long term Spotify stats.

David Dunham—where the name alone sounds like something you’d find on a rejected cast list for a high school play that never even got a budget. Your favorite genres read more like the title of a sociology thesis on the world’s most pretentious music lovers. Rock and New Wave? Sure, but you really reached the end of the barrel scraping when you threw “Permanent Wave” in there. Did you just forget to check how many options you had before calling it a day? The only thing more permanent than that wave is how stuck you are in the 80s, my friend. Your top artists suggest you’ve been on a deep dive into the dark web of music. Otto Klemperer? Really? I get it; you're trying to make a case for classical music while still wearing your battered metal band t-shirt. But then you pivot straight to Skinny Puppy and New Order—it's like you can’t decide whether you want to be underground or just misunderstood. I’m convinced you use these artists as conversation starters just to watch people throw you that classic “Oh… interesting choice” face, while secretly hoping to jump out the nearest window. Let’s talk about your most played songs—“Assimilate,” “Counting Worms,” and “Smothered Hope”? You’ve basically curated the soundtrack to an existential crisis while simultaneously inviting people to your own pity party. I’m surprised “Numb” by Linkin Park wasn’t your number one—unless the Spotify algorithm was just tired of hearing your overblown angst and decided to let you suffer in silence. It’s time to acknowledge that the only thing more confusing than your taste in music is whether you’re secretly a conspiracy theorist or just have a really unhealthy obsession with the gloomier side of life's playlist. Keep it up, and you might just end up with a record label dedicated to songs for the morbidly curious.

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