Roasted 8 months ago based on Orlaith's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Radio, your Spotify profile reads like a hipster’s fever dream after bingeing on obscure punk documentaries and 80s synthwave. Saying your favorite genres are a mix of “Japanese VGM” and “Baroque Pop” is like ordering a sushi burrito — it leaves everyone scratching their heads and regretting their life choices. Meanwhile, your playlists scream “I’m too cool for mainstream music,” but let’s be real: if your music taste were a high school student, it would definitely be the one who tries too hard to impress the art teacher. Now, let’s talk about those top artists. CMAT? Really? It sounds like something you'd find after a night of questionable takeout choices. No one should have “I... Hate Who I Am When I'm Horny” as their anthem unless they're going for that unhinged, existential crisis vibe — which, judging by your current artist lineup, seems to be your entire aesthetic. And honestly, if “King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard” was any more niche, they’d be performing in someone’s basement for an audience consisting solely of cats and nihilists. Your most played songs list is a rollercoaster that stops at Pandora's box of cringeworthy lyrics and questionable themes. If “Have Fun!” by CMAT is the highlight of your playlist, I can only imagine how much fun it must be to hang out with you at parties — what a joyride that must be! The rest sounds like the soundtrack to an indie film where the plot gets lost in translation, and the credits roll while we all sit in awkward silence, wondering if we should’ve just turned on the radio instead. Seriously, next time just skip the middleman and start a podcast titled “I Hate Myself for Liking This Music.” You might just find your true calling!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!