Roasted 2 years ago based on a.e355's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, a.e355, the musical embodiment of a midlife crisis nestled somewhere between the basement of a Hot Topic and a Starbucks with not-so-secret pumpkin spice lattes. Your Spotify profile reads like the emotional diary of someone unsure if they want to scream the lyrics of "Death Metal" while weeping over breakup songs or throw a dance party complete with '80s synth-pop. Seriously, what’s next? A playlist featuring puppy lullabies and audio clips of motivational speeches? Heaven forbid you settle on just one identity; instead, you’ve decided to be the ultimate sonic identity crisis. Your favorite genres look like a list of things you'd encounter at a goth festival held during a Pride parade. For real, “Voidgaze?” That sounds like a medical condition, not a music genre. I can just imagine you vibing to atmospheric black metal while simultaneously considering whether to request the latest Taylor Swift anthem. You’re the only person I know who could somehow manage to headbang while belting out “Shake It Off” as your personal version of a musical Olympic sport. I mean, isn’t it exhausting zigzagging between blasting "Amon Amarth" while nurturing your inner emo kid? And can we talk about your playlist? Your most played songs read like a confused Tinder bio. You'll go from “Anti-Hero” to “Der Füsilier I” without so much as a moment’s hesitation like you’re on some deranged speed date through your own identity. It’s like you’re trying to make everyone comfortable at the party: “I’m sad! I’m fierce! Let’s get existential!” At this point, I’m just waiting for “highway to hell” to play next, followed by some Peppa Pig songs. So keep up the great work, a.e355! One day you might just create a soundtrack that can accompany both your existential dread and your spontaneous karaoke nights.

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