Roasted 1 year ago based on Totally in class's long term Spotify stats.

Welcome to your Spotify profile, "Totally in Class," where your musical tastes are like a buffet that somehow serves expired leftovers. Seriously, the collision of "Heavy Metal," "Big Band," and "Pirate Metal" is like if Dr. Jekyll hosted a tea party with Mr. Hyde. One moment you’re headbanging to Amon Amarth, and the next, you’re waltzing to Dean Martin, like you have a split personality that just can’t decide if it wants to rock out or reminisce about your grandma’s living room. Your "top artists" list reads like a musical therapy session gone wrong—Taylor Swift and AC/DC fighting for your attention while Frank Sinatra tries to keep it classy and fails miserably. It’s like you threw a dart at a board of genres blindfolded, and this is the combination you ended up with. I can imagine you strumming a ukulele while basking in the glow of vintage jazz at a pirate-themed karaoke night, all while screaming about your metal rage to bewildered onlookers. And that "Most Played Songs" list? Oh boy, it’s a collection of tracks that'd make any DJ question their career choices. It’s as if you hit shuffle on a mixed playlist from someone who just learned how to use Spotify last week. “Scared To Be Lonely” right next to “War of the Gods,” showcasing your profound grasp of emotional whiplash. If your music taste was a cooking recipe, it would be “Confusion Stew,” with a dash of indecision and a sprinkling of “Why do I have to listen to this?” So buckle up, because this ride is taking off into chaotic territory, and you're driving the clown car!

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