Roasted 2 months ago based on still_i_write's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, we’ve got a real musical connoisseur over here! "Still_i_write" could probably win a Grammy for the sheer audacity of having "Soundtrack" listed as a favorite genre. Are you composing the soundtrack to your own existential crisis? Because with artists like "Djo" dominating your playlist, it sounds more like you've got the score for the world's most low-stakes indie film playing on repeat. Let’s be real, the only thing less original than your music taste is your username—did you come up with that while you were waiting for a Wi-Fi signal? Favorite genres like "Southern Gothic" and "Bedroom Pop" scream, “I take myself very seriously, but also I’m not quite ready to adult yet.” Meanwhile, your obsession with Djo is a red flag larger than your emotional distress. How many times can you listen to the same artist before your Spotify account starts to wonder if you're being held hostage by an unyielding loop of mediocre tunes? It’s like you’ve opened a musical time capsule stuck in a 2010s hipster coffee shop. Spoiler alert: nobody wants that on their morning commute. And can we talk about your top artists? It’s like you went to a musical flea market and picked the most cliché options to fill your playlist. Taylor Swift and Lana Del Rey? Groundbreaking choices, “Still_i_write.” You’re clearly the avant-garde trendsetter of the group – if the trend is being a walk-in, wear-a-don’t Wreck-It Ralph meme. Your most played songs are just a rotation of “but I’m still figuring it out” vibes, playing like a sad soundtrack whenever someone scrolls through your profile. Here’s an idea: try branching out a little; it’s okay to listen to something that isn’t in your “Soundtrack of Sad, Sweet Suffering” genre. You might surprise even yourself!

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