Roasted 1 year ago based on 🐳's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, "+", the Spotify profile that combines the musical taste of a confused world traveler and a middle school talent show participant. I’m not sure if you’re trying to curate a playlist or audition for the role of “Most Indecisive Human Ever.” Your love for Indonesian pop and Malay tunes is impressive—like you’re stuck in a Bali resort playing karaoke during a three-hour layover. Meanwhile, “Garage Rock” is the only thing keeping you one step away from a full-blown identity crisis. Your top artists read like the result of a Spotify algorithm that had one too many cocktails. Who else could bring Arctic Monkeys and C-pop sensations JKT48 together on a single playlist while also making it sound like a fourth grader’s music project? I mean, sure, you’ve got Lana Del Rey and Avenged Sevenfold rubbing shoulders, but come on! Mixing emo anthems with “Dangdut”? At this point, we’re all praying for a genre-specific intervention; you could single-handedly ruin the global music scene. And let’s not even start with your most played songs. “I Wanna Be Yours” by Arctic Monkeys followed immediately by “Hapus Aku” by Nidji? That proves you’ve got commitment issues and a penchant for the dramatic. But hey, keep living your best life, because let’s be real: the world needs to hear someone shamelessly mixing Alphaville with “Mido and Falasol.” You’ve somehow emerged as the greatest human paradox of our time—proving that while taste can be subjective, yours is definitely objectively comical.

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