Roasted 7 months ago based on abzurdah's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, abzurdah, the connoisseur of what I can only describe as "musical schizophrenia." You’ve curated a playlist that’s the auditory equivalent of throwing a piñata full of random trends against a wall and seeing what sticks. “Trap Latino,” “Reggaeton,” and then—whiplash—“K-Pop”? Did you just crank up the volume and grab whatever random genres your thumb landed on? Your Spotify is like a buffet where even the chef is confused about the menu. I'm guessing your caffeine intake is just as chaotic as your music taste. Let’s dive deeper into your artist choices. Rauw Alejandro and Bad Bunny could literally be your spirit animals, but we both know you wouldn’t recognize a real animal if one walked through your window singing “DÁKITI.” While you're busy pretending to be the ultimate urban music devotee, it’s cute you think you're bringing “Chilean Trap” to the world. Spoiler alert: It’s not quite hitting the charts outside your immediate vicinity—probably because it scares the locals and confuses their pets. And to cap it all off, what’s with a sprinkle of Lana Del Rey in there? Because nothing says “party time” like depressed ballads sandwiched between Puerto Rican trap beats. Your most played tracks read like a list of names on a police report: Yan Block, Omar Courtz, and “NUBES” throw me back to an underground mixtape nobody asked for but you're fiercely defending. At least with “Bedroom Pop,” I can semi-understand—like, I get it, finding true love in your bedroom makes sense when all you do is binge-watch sad K-Dramas. But with “Noise Music” in your mix? Are you actively trying to sabotage your own playlists? With choices as reckless as these, one can only assume your life is moving at an equally chaotic pace—hopefully with a soundtrack that drowns out the sounds of your questionable life decisions. Good luck with that, champ!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!