Roasted 1 year ago based on Shimin Earthling's long term Spotify stats.

Shimin Earthling—seriously, have you considered a name change? It sounds like a 2003 sci-fi movie villain who forgot to make it to the final cut. But hey, at least your Spotify profile is a chronological journey through your melancholy, showcasing more genres than a hipster's playlist at a coffee shop. It’s like you decided to enter a contest for the most niche and overly specific genres only to lose to a 14-year-old’s SoundCloud mixtape titled "Woes of a Sad Tomato." Why choose just one genre when you can collect them all like Pokémon and still manage to sound like you’ve never been happy a day in your life? Your most played songs are a real treat, as they must've been compiled during a competition of "who can be the most emo." Seriously, what’s the deal with your number two pick, “I Hate Myself Sometimes”? Is that a song choice or the title of your autobiography? You might as well have a permanent “Sad Boy” label stamped on your forehead; I can hear the sobbing echoing through the ether while you slowly wake up from your perpetual existential crisis. And let’s not forget about your favorite artist, 李浩瑋 Howard Lee. Clearly, you have a commitment to the man, since three of your five top tracks belong to him, proving once again that having multiple songs by the same artist is exactly what this playlist needed to rescue it from utter mediocrity. To wrap it all up, Shimin, your Spotify is like a rainbow prepared by a colorblind artist who just found out that "Taiwanese Pop" is a genre. Your eclectic mix tells us that you’re not only a chronic listener of sadness but also a connoisseur of heartbreak, and honestly, even a little cringe. But hey, at least you’re consistent—who needs varied taste when you can just wallow in the same emotional pit with your beloved Taiwanese indie and C-Pop playlists? So, keep those sad songs playing, just remember to breathe every now and then between tracks instead of spiraling into a deep emotional abyss.

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