Roasted 7 months ago based on Andrew J Beaton's long term Spotify stats.

Andrew J Beaton, your Spotify profile reads like a hipster's greatest hits album—if that hipster was still stuck in a 2005 time capsule. Seriously, with favorite genres like “Neo-Psychedelic” and “Jangle Pop,” it’s hard to tell if you’re curating a music playlist or auditioning for the world’s most niche band. Your eclectic taste screams, “I have a vinyl collection but no friends!” Congrats on being both the life of the coffee shop and the reason folks escape to their headphones. And let’s talk about those top artists. If I had a dollar for every time I saw “Grateful Dead” and “Bob Dylan” in a playlist, I could afford the therapy you clearly need after curating this existential crisis of a lineup. It’s like your Spotify is the ultimate gateway to an eye-roll competition—King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard followed by The Smiths? I wouldn’t be surprised if your Spotify Wrapped includes “Most Likely to Scare Off Everyone at a Party.” Your most played songs read like a poorly organized mixtape shuffled together after you desperately rifled through a “Best of the Boring” playlist. “Rudolph” by MJ Lenderman right next to “BODYGUARD” by Beyoncé? You’re either hoping to confuse Santa or orchestrate the weirdest holiday party of all time. With tracks like that, it’s a wonder your Spotify isn’t just labeled “Cry for Help” instead of “My Personal Soundtrack.” But hey, keep rocking it, Andrew. Just know your angst has a soundtrack.

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