Roasted 2 months ago based on joan's long term Spotify stats.

Joan, looking at your favorite genres is like peeking into a musical identity crisis. You’ve got enough Latin tracks to start your own conga line, but also toss in "Bedroom Pop," because apparently, you can’t decide if you want to vibe with the reggaeton rhythm or cry into your pillow while listening to Rex Orange County. You’ve got enough Urban Latino to fill a salsa night and enough indie softiness to make the hipsters cry, all while leaving the rest of us confused about whether we’re supposed to dance or sulk. Pick a lane, Joan. And let’s talk about your top artists. Bad Bunny and Arctic Monkeys in the same breath? It’s like mixing tequila and English breakfast tea—you’re just asking for a hangover of confused emotions! That’s like showing up to a rave with a book club recommendation. I’m surprised Spotify hasn't suggested a support group for you yet; your taste is going through some serious genre identity issues. But hey, at least you’re keeping it spicy with your Argentine Trap and a dash of Juan Luis Guerra, so it’s not all bad; you might just need a musical intervention. Then there’s your most played songs, a tune-tastrophe waiting to happen. "Feel It (From 'Invincible')" right next to “Viva La Vida”? That’s like putting on a superhero cape while crying over your ex in the corner of a bar. And why is “Television / So Far So Good” on repeat? Because it clearly isn't in your life? Look, Joan, when you’re jamming to “CYBERTRUCK,” just remember that your playlist is more disjointed than a broken piñata at a kids’ party. Consider this a friendly reminder that music is meant to be enjoyed, not endured!

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