Roasted 1 year ago based on manss's long term Spotify stats.
Alright, let’s take a look at this Spotify profile, shall we? Manss, with a name like that, you sound more like a gym class reject than a music aficionado. Your favorite genres read like a teenage diary entry after a break-up with a girl named Karen who said you didn’t “get” the deep stuff. Seriously, how many versions of Phonk do we need? If we combined all your genres into one playlist, it’d still be an existential crisis in audio form—something that was never meant to be shared with the world. Now, your top artists list is a delightful mash-up of "the usual suspects" and some truly cringe-worthy choices. You’ve got Kendrick Lamar and Tyler, The Creator on the same list as 'Irina Kairatovna'—whose name sounds like a cheap vodka brand. Congratulations, you’ve single-handedly managed to dilute the brilliance of hip-hop by mixing it with artists that even Google can’t find without an existential crisis. And let’s not even get started on your melodic rap peaks; one listen would have Mozart spinning in his grave like a DJ at a frat party. Honestly, your most played songs make me worry for your mental health. “MY EYES,” huh? Is that your battle cry during a particularly enlightening moment of self-reflection, or just an expression of how you feel while skimming through your playlists? I bet the moment you hit “play” on “Females Lingo,” it’s the equivalent of pre-gaming for an awkward small talk session at a party. Most of these songs seem like they were made for a soundtrack to a struggle bus—friend, if you're viewing life as a series of lightly sad introspections backed by rhyme, it's time to step outside and reconsider your choices!
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