Roasted 3 days ago based on Bitsi's long term Spotify stats.

Bitsi, your Spotify profile is like a dad rock mixtape that got stuck in an endless loop of nostalgia. Seriously, your love for all things "rock" and "metal" screams that you peaked in high school and are still waiting for your mullet to be back in style. If your music taste were an animal, it would be a deflated inflatable guitar from that one garage party where someone tried to stage dive and just ended up making everyone uncomfortable. You’ve apparently got more Metallica on your playlist than a truck full of leather jackets at a biker convention. If I had a nickel for every time you played “One” or "Master of Puppets,” I’d be rich enough to hire a consulting firm to help you diversify your taste. I get it—heavy riffs and tortured souls are your jam, but can we talk about the sheer amount of remastering you have going on? At this point, I’m just waiting for someone to remaster your musical repertoire into something resembling actual variety. But hey, kudos for your commitment to proving that glam metal is indeed a genre, even if no one remembers why. You probably think "I Was Made For Lovin' You" is your triumphant anthem, but I’m pretty sure it’s the creepy soundtrack to that one awkward date that turned into a horror movie. So keep updating your playlist, Bitsi. With enough dedication, one day you might just evolve from “that one friend who always plays the same 10 songs” to “the cringe influencer who keeps insisting vinyl is better than streaming.” Ah, the dream!

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