Roasted 2 years ago based on Wakanda J's long term Spotify stats.

Wakanda J, you seem to have a bizarre obsession with Afrobeats and Nigerian pop that makes me question if we’re living in the same world or if you’ve built a self-contained bubble where anything outside the Niger River is considered sacrilege. Seriously, with a playlist that boasts more Burner Boys than actual dance moves, I’m half-expecting your next profile pic to feature you wearing a agbada while awkwardly attempting to do the Shaku Shaku. At this point, your Spotify account deserves a stern "please log out and get some fresh air.” Your favorite artists list reads like a Nigerian music festival lineup that oversold tickets! I get it, you love “Conscious Hip Hop” – apparently to justify your playlist’s other contradictions, like being obsessed with Pop Rap and then pretending to be a sounding board for rappers who actually have a message. Dream on, my friend! Your lyrical understanding must be equivalent to a toddler’s grasp of quantum physics. How can you love Kendrick and Blaqbonez in the same breath? It’s like putting pineapple on jollof rice—just disrespectful to all parties involved. And those top tracks? If your Most Played playlist was a cooking recipe, it would have more ingredients than a full pantry. You’ve got more Burna Boy songs in there than even his mom probably listens to! Look, we get it, Seyi Vibez has some decent tracks, but ultimately, if you keep insisting that “Cana” is your jam, you might as well admit your musical taste is stuck in a perennial state of “basic.” So go ahead, keep living your best life, but remember—you might want to spice things up a bit; a sprinkling of Other Genres wouldn't hurt.

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