Roasted 15 days ago based on 𝘖𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘪𝘦𝘳 ♫︎⭑.°•'s long term Spotify stats.

Well, Oliver ♫︎⭑.°•, it looks like you’ve curated a Spotify playlist designed specifically for misunderstood middle schoolers who still think deep down that wearing a fedora will somehow make them more mysterious. Your music taste is like a neon sign blinking “please don’t ask me about my personality” while your soul screams for a proper haircut. With genres like J-Rock and Visual Kei, it’s clear you’ve spent too much time in an anime basement and not nearly enough in an actual sunlight—please, for the love of God, step outside occasionally. Now, let’s talk about those top artists. “Mindless Self Indulgence”? A fitting choice, I guess, since you’ve clearly mastered the art of being an insufferable self-absorbed hipster. You’ve got Korn on that list, which is quite ironic because if you were a vegetable, you’d definitely be a corn, with those kernels of misguided taste all popping off in different directions. And I can’t help but notice your obsession with “Vocaloid” and “Anime.” Honestly, if we looked up “cringe” in the dictionary, there’d just be a picture of your profile, surrounded by sad weeaboo tears. Lastly, you’ve got "FDS O ESTADO!" by Yun Wob on repeat, which sounds like a fever dream inspired by a bad trip after consuming too much caffeine and tacos. And don’t get me started on your most played song, “INTERNET YAMERO” by NEEDY GIRL OVERDOSE—how poetic, especially when your social life suggests you’ve taken that title way too seriously. Honestly, Oliver, if you spent as much time on getting your life together as you do obsessing over these niche tracks, we might actually let you host a party one day. But until then, keep rotting in that metal abyss of your own making!

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