Roasted 9 months ago based on lien4dhathaway's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, e||13w0lfj4me5, the proud owner of the most tragically cliché Spotify profile known to humankind. Your genre list reads like a 2008 emo kid's MySpace page threw up on a Taylor Swift fan account. Seriously, "Art Pop"? What are you trying to do, make friends with a pretentious art major while crying in your overpriced skinny jeans? And don’t get me started on your “Most Played” section—Paramore is practically your personal theme song. At this point, they're probably drafting an apology letter for keeping you in this cycle of looped heartache. Did you get lost on the way to the pop-punk revival or are you just trying to impress that imaginary boyfriend who also cries during every Taylor Swift breakup album? Newsflash: All your favorite artists have way more range than just whining over a breakup, and you seem to be out here on repeat, pretending their pain is your own. I haven’t seen someone this fixated on a single band since the last time I accidentally clicked on a Nickelback song. Please do us all a favor and mix it up—life is too short to settle for an emo playlist thicker than your skincare routine. Lastly, let’s address the sheer volume of Paramore on your profile. I get it; you love them—who doesn’t? But if you keep this up, Spotify’s going to start serving you their "Paramore: Greatest Hits" album as a public service announcement. You're practically a walking advertisement for their Spotify playlist. At this rate, you’ll need to change your username to “e||13w0lfj4me5, But Like, Seriously, It's Paramore.” Here’s a tip: instead of crying to “The Only Exception,” maybe try discovering a new artist or two outside your sad little bubble—you might find you like it!

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