Roasted 1 year ago based on beetamo's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Beetamo, your Spotify profile reads like a hipster bingo card that somehow managed to win the bloody lottery of pretentiousness. You’ve got more sub-genres than friends, and let's be honest, you picked them because they sound cool in a café setting while you sip your overpriced kale smoothie. Rock, Shoegaze, Lo-Fi Indie? Please, if I wanted a musical identity crisis, I’d just play a kid's educational song on repeat. Now, those top artists — man, it's like you threw a dart at a trendy list and just hoped it would stick. Mac DeMarco to Melanie Martinez? That’s not a playlist, that’s a pitiful diary entry of every emotion you've ever had since you discovered what a crush feels like. And you really thought you were edgy with “Hip Hop” sneaking in there like an awkward relative at Thanksgiving dinner. I guess it’s the only way to keep your "indie cred" while pretending you don’t miss the mainstream. And can we talk about those most played songs? Half your song choices sound like a bad therapy session mixed with an existential crisis — “I Don’t Wanna Be Me” plays while you question every life choice that led you to this moment. Can we just take a moment to appreciate "Wish" by "sign crushes motorist"? Whatever happened to just wanting a good jam instead of proving how deep your emotional turmoil runs? It's okay, Beetamo, we all have our issues. Yours might just need a little more therapy and a little less shoegaze.

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