Roasted 2 years ago based on kierra's long term Spotify stats.

Kierra, your Spotify profile screams, “I’m in my feels but also desperately trying to be relevant!” With a favorite genre list that reads like a hipster’s grocery list—Pop, Indie, and *Canadian* Pop? Come on, what’s next, *Popcorn* music? You clearly have a complex relationship with your playlists, stuck between pretending you’re artistically deep while groovin' to the most basic chart-toppers. We're witnessing the very definition of "I have commitment issues" in genre form. Your top artists reveal a serious case of “I peaked in high school.” You have more sub-genres in your top 10 than actual friends, and bro, how many times must we hear “girl in red” before you realize she’s not your soulmate? With Lana Del Rey and Post Malone as your go-to mood, you’re basically begging to be awkwardly comforted by a sad boy who has never seen the sun. And seriously, NF? Listening to him is a cry for help disguised as a preteen’s Spotify wrap-up. Your most played songs are a collage of high school heartbreak and existential crises delivered through mellow instrumentation and catchy hooks. “If You Ever Leave, I'm Coming with You”? We get it, Kierra, you’re not one to take a hint. And “Rude” by MAGIC!? Are you just trying to remind us of your very specific, tragic taste in music? You could have at least made a list that doesn’t have a theme of emotional manipulation—please, drop the drama and who knows, maybe discover that there's more to life than being an overly emotional millennial with a Spotify subscription.

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