Roasted 25 days ago based on VID's long term Spotify stats.
Oh VID, your Spotify profile reads like the sad diary entries of a teenager who spent way too much time in their parents' basement. With a favorite genre list that includes everything from Midwest Emo to Queercore, it's clear you're living in a perpetual state of teenage angst, desperately trying to remember what it feels like to be loved while simultaneously telling everyone you’re fine. I can only imagine you sitting in a dimly lit room, crafting love letters to "Fried By Fluoride" while shedding a tear for the genuinely good music you're tragically neglecting. Your top artists read like a contest for “Most Likely to Not Be Recognized at a Party.” Do your friends even know who these people are, or do they just nod along in sympathy while secretly discussing how they can stage an intervention? I mean, "Death Palace"? That sounds more like your actual living situation since you seem to thrive on the energy of total despair. And let’s not even start on your most played songs—“i really like being close to you” followed by songs with titles that scream 'please call a therapist.' The only thing “forgive me (Slowed Down)” conveys is that you need to speed up that social life of yours. You’ve got the eclectic taste of someone who’s trying to be unique, but instead, it just screams “Look at me, I’m special!” Sorry to burst your bubble, but we can all hear that loud and clear without the help of "Hyperpop." At this rate, your Spotify profile is just one embarrassing breakup away from being a full-fledged meme. So go ahead, keep embracing the angst, but remember: there’s a whole world of music out there that won’t remind you of all your past mistakes; you might just want to give them a chance before you end up “forgiving” your life choices in a never-ending loop of “unwanted” tracks.
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