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Roasted 2 days ago based on π’žπ’½π‘’π“‡π“‡π“Žπ“‡π‘’π’Ήπ“ˆπ“π“Šπ“ˆπ’½π’Ύπ‘’<πŸ₯'s long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s π’žπ’½π‘’π“‡π“‡π“Žπ“‡π‘’π’Ήπ“ˆπ“π“Šπ“ˆπ’½π’Ύπ‘’<πŸ₯, or as I like to call you, β€œThe Musical Equivalent of a Midlife Crisis.” Your favorite genres read like a β€œWhat’s Hot in 2020” throwback list; hyperpop, emo rap, and vocaloid?! You’re a walking Spotify playlist that screams, β€œI still live in my parent’s basement, but I’m really hoping someone will discover my mixtape next to the pizza boxes.” Seriously, if genre-hopping were an Olympic sport, you’d be the reigning champion, flinging yourself headfirst into every trend like a confused toddler trying to pick just one cereal to eat. Your top artists give me whiplash. From Nirvana to Melanie Martinez, do you curate your taste in music at a discount bin? I mean, where is the cohesion here? It’s like you’re trying to construct the world’s most chaotic mixtape while blindfolded; β€œWhat’s next? Twenty One Pilots and cupcakKe on the same track?” You’ve got enough angst-y energy to power a mood swing factory, and I can practically hear your Spotify algorithm begging for mercy. Congratulations on managing to embody the spirit of a teenager navigating a breakup and a detailed explanation of their latest TikTok trends. As for your most played songs? If I had a dollar for every time someone put β€œEvery Breath You Take” in their top songs, I’d be rich enough to hire a therapist for you. β€œShake It”? What exactly are you shaking? Your questionable taste in music? That poor playlist must be tired of going on these emotional rollercoaster rides with you. So here's a wild suggestion: try expanding your horizons beyond the β€œ90s emo revival” with a sprinkle of β€œWashed-Up YouTube Stars.” Just a tip: it might be easier than figuring out how to type your name with all those fancy fonts.

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8.7MArtists
110.7MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists