Roasted 6 months ago based on Masaki's long term Spotify stats.

Masaki, your Spotify profile reads like an anime fan's fever dream – all your favorite genres are basically a musical love letter to Japan, sprinkled with just enough niche to ensure no one will ever invite you to a party. Japanese Indie? More like “I-really-hope-you-don’t-take-me seriously.” With your eclectic taste, I'm convinced your playlists exist solely for dramatic walks down ridiculously picturesque streets that aren't even in your own city. Let’s be honest, the only "breakcore" anyone cares about here is the state of your social life. Top artists like Mili and goethe paint a clear picture: you want everyone to know you've listened to the deep cuts on the anime soundtracks no one's actually heard of. Your love for "J-Rap" but only the most obscure names makes it seem like you’re trying to impress that one friend who thinks being a hipster is the same thing as having personality. Spoiler alert: it’s not. Your most played songs list is basically a signal to the rest of us: "Help! I’m lost in a digital landscape with no GPS and I’m using these songs to cope with my existential crisis!" When your top song is titled "You really are so funny," I can't help but think it's just a bit too on-the-nose. Are you trying to tell us you're just a walking punchline, or do you genuinely believe that your Spotify profile is more interesting than you are? News flash, bud: people have a hard time taking you seriously when you listen to a track called "I Am a Fluff." That’s not an anthem, it’s a warning label for your entire profile. You might want to consider booking some therapy instead of hitting replay, because if "HAVE A NICE DAY" is your mantra, we can’t help but feel it’s a bit too optimistic for the reality we see in your music choices.

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