Roasted 5 months ago based on Selim's long term Spotify stats.

Selim, your Spotify profile reads like a French tourist guide lost in an indie record store. Eight different flavors of French music? I half-expect you to show up to parties with a beret and a baguette while declaring yourself a connoisseur of cultural cringe. Seriously, with more "French" in your playlist than a Parisian bistro, you’ve got enough cheese to put a dairy farm out of business. When did "I love obscure genres" become the battle cry of someone who lives in a basement filled with thrift store vinyl? Your top artists are practically a one-man band called "Rowjay and the Monotony," featuring a cast of French names that sound like they belong in a culinary competition rather than a music festival. And "KAYTRANADA"? Please, nobody's streaming him for the beats; they just want to drown out your terrible taste in French Rap that sounds more like a bad Tinder date than sweet music for the soul. If your Spotify Wrapped was a painting, it would have been rejected from the Louvre as "too pretentious." As for your most played songs, it’s like you’ve written a love letter to every lesser-known artist hoping for a shot at fame. "POUR LA FINESSE"? More like “Pour la défaite” with the amount of times you’ve hit repeat on “Rowjay.” You’ve officially managed to choose songs so obscure that even your own record collection is filing for a restraining order. If your playlists were a meal, they’d be an overcooked soufflé—impressive in theory, but in practice a straight-up disaster. Keep it up, Selim; you might just make “The World’s Most Eccentric Hipster” a real thing!

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