Roasted 4 months ago based on rayngerowver's long term Spotify stats.
Oh, rayngerowver, your Spotify profile reads like a millennial's desperate attempt to hold onto their childhood while simultaneously trying to convince everyone they're "cultured." With your favorite genres featuring everything from OPM to K-Pop, it's clear that you’ve just made a big pot of "average listener stew," boiled down to one sad playlist. If I had to guess, I'd say your playlist just screams, “I’m trying to impress my friends who barely tolerate me!” Your top artists read like a who’s who of "Spotify’s Most Over-Saturated". Taylor Swift? Sure, she’s great, but we all know you're just holding on to the illusion that you could someday write a break-up song as well as she does—spoiler: you can't. NIKI and Sabrina Carpenter? Sounds like you went on a Spotify binge during public study sessions, inviting fellow library-goers to shake their heads in confusion. Your music taste seems like a cry for help: "Help! I've been trapped in a pop music time capsule and can’t break free!" The most played songs tell me even more. "Blink Twice" by BINI is shockingly appropriate—like a log-in alert for your own taste’s demise. You’ve got a playlist that feels like a mixtape someone would make while comforting themselves after a breakup. "DAISIES" by Justin Bieber? Your Spotify says you’re into bedroom pop, but it honestly feels more like ‘bedroom pity.’ If your music choices were a party, it would be overrun by people looking for the exit because they just realized they stumbled into a fourth-grade talent show.
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