Roasted 11 months ago based on Lulu's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, look who decided to grace us with a Spotify profile—Lulu, the self-appointed gospel queen of Afrobeats! I see you've brought the holy trifecta of genres to life: Gospel, R&B, and enough Christian music to summon the entire choir and scare away any potential party guests. You really might break into spontaneous worship the moment "Jesus Take the Wheel" starts playing, and I wouldn't be surprised if you try to convert people every time Bey drops a beat. You’ve got more gospel in your playlists than a Sunday morning service; the only thing missing is a pulpit! Your top artists list reads like a Youth Group playlist: a mixed bag of intentions wrapped up in a façade of “cool.” I mean, when half of your favorites are tripping over “Christian” like it’s some kind of holy tax write-off, it's pretty indicative that the church kids are just trying to find a vibe. And who can forget your all-consuming love for Destin Conrad? At this point, he should probably start paying you back in royalties for how often you’ve streamed his songs—at least enough to get him out of that “up-and-coming” status. And then there’s your most played songs, which feel like a litmus test for how well a therapist could handle a client that oscillates between “God is good” and “Send me the Afropop.” Honestly, if there were any more mentions of “love” or “change” in there, I’d start wondering if you were trying to manifest a healthier dating life through your Spotify shuffle. So congratulations, Lulu! You've successfully created a playlist that screams, “I keep my options open between feeling divine and looking for a good time!” Cheers to getting your God-given groove on—and good luck finding someone who shares your remarkably niche taste!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!