Roasted 2 years ago based on Evan Ochieng''s long term Spotify stats.

Evan Ochieng', your Spotify profile is like a buffet of musical confusion, where genres collide like drunk uncles at a family reunion. Kenyan R&B and Gengetone? That's not a playlist; it's an SOS signal for anyone with ears. You're clearly on a mission to single-handedly keep the Afrobeats industry afloat, while simultaneously testing the limits of every form of musical decency. I imagine your headphones just scream for help after a long listening session with you — they're practically begging to be retired. And let’s not even start on your top artists. Kendrick Lamar next to Bien? That's like pairing a fine wine with stale bread. It’s almost impressive how you’ve managed to collect artists as diverse as your taste in socks. You might as well throw in some K-Pop for good measure just to see how many cultures you can offend in one sitting. Honestly, nobody should be allowed to identify as a "fan of rap" while also having two Nigerian Pop stars in their top ten. Are you curating a genre or just auditioning for a reality show called "What Not to Listen To"? Your most played songs read like the soundtrack to a cringe-worthy rom-com no one asked for. "Give A Little Kindness"? Buddy, are you trying to uplift the world or are you just stuck in a slightly depressing episode of a soap opera? If your music choices were a movie, I'd slap a warning label on it: "Expect an identity crisis, with a side of existential dread." You’re living proof that not everyone with a Spotify account should be trusted with the "recommended for you" feature. In a nutshell, Evan, as a music curator, you are the human equivalent of a participation trophy. Congrats on that!

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