Roasted 2 years ago based on avena's long term Spotify stats.

Avena, your Spotify profile reads like the love child of a teen magazine’s playlist and a confused hipster’s journal entry. You’ve got pop, pop punk, *and* modern rock on repeat, yet somehow you still manage to sound like the musical embodiment of indecisiveness. "Metropopopolis"? Did you just smash together terms from a city planning meeting and a rejected album title? Surely, even your music library is wondering how you went from bubblegum bops to cloud rap without losing your way at the first genre crossover. Your top artists list could double as a parody of a mid-2000s emo kid trying to be cool in 2023. Sure, Turnstile may have “DON'T PLAY” as a banger, but I can’t help but feel it’s more of a commandment for your listening choices. How many times have you ignored everyone’s advice to ‘stop’ playing the same three Turnstile songs like it's a broken record? You say "underground hip hop" but with a list like that, perhaps it’s more of an underground aesthetic choice, like ironic thrift shopping at a mall vintage store. And those most played songs? Sweetie, your playlists have the same vibe as someone who just discovered the internet last week and is trying to impress their non-existent friends. Nothing screams “I’m a trendy individual” like “DANCE-OFF” played 37 times. How about you throw in a curveball or two so your Spotify doesn’t think it’s stuck in a loop of your adolescent angst? Don’t worry, we’re all just here waiting for that moment when you realize that you don’t have to play it safe with the same artists who show up like they’re at a bad high school reunion. Come on, Avena - unleash your inner music snob!

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