Roasted 2 years ago based on Xanny's long term Spotify stats.

Xanny, your Spotify profile reads like the diary of a hipster that took a wrong turn and ended up stuck in a pretentious indie café, desperately trying to impress everyone with obscure bands nobody cares about. Seriously, your favorite genres list looks like the last-minute notes from a college student who just discovered the word "alternative" and decided to use it to cover up a lack of actual taste. How many types of rock do you need to add "permanent wave" to feel deeper? Newsflash: it's still just rock at the end of the day, and it's definitely not making anyone want to start a book club around your playlists. As for your top artists, did you throw a dart at a board of vintage album covers or what? Sir Chloe must be rolling in it with all these streaming earnings you’re handing over, while ICP is presumably hiding in a sad corner, contemplating their life choices after sharing space with your indie crowd. And let’s be real, liking the Red Hot Chili Peppers alongside Lemon Demon is about as coherent as mixing two different drinks at a party and pretending you’re being adventurous rather than just sloshed. I mean, how many lyrical breakdowns about existential dread can one person endure before it starts to sound like a mid-life crisis? And your most played songs? It’s like you really went for a “greatest hits of my existential crisis” playlist. Eight songs by the same artist? That's not passion; that's an unhealthy obsession. By all means, keep squeezing that Sir Chloe lemon until it's bone dry, but at this rate, you’re going to start getting direct deposit payments from their next tour! Word of advice, though: occasionally mixing in a song that doesn't make people question their life's choices every three minutes might do your soul some good — unless your goal is to scare off all the sane company.

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