Roasted 2 years ago based on Staš Hvala's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Staš Hvala’s Spotify profile—the musical equivalent of that friend who shows up to a party wearing an ironic band tee but is questionable on every song they play. You know, the one who believes they can change the world with their deep knowledge of rock trivia but can barely change their socks without a week’s notice. You’ve got “Rock,” “Hard Rock,” “Hip Hop,” “Rap,” and about four different shades of Metal. Congratulations, your playlist is like a poor man’s attempt at a midlife crisis, all wrapped up in a Spotify account! Your top artists read like a sad, love-struck diary of a teenager who just discovered guitar riffs in their parents' basement. Metallica, Metallica, Metallica—you have more Metallica in your top ten than they have songs about being mad at your parents. Honestly, if they had a dime for every time you played “One,” they could probably buy your soul, which would be a generous trade considering how many times you’ve pressed play. And Oasis? Sure! Nothing like throwing in a band that’s the musical personification of your own indecisiveness. You love them, but only on days that end with 'Y'! But let's not overlook the most played songs, where we see your sheer determination to convince everyone that rumbling guitars can drown out your monotonous life. You’ve got “Creeping Death” and “Enter Sandman” on repeat but haven’t even considered a ‘real talk’ with your Spotify for having the same six songs on rotation like it’s trying to complete a poorly designed video game. Listening to “Holy Wars...The Punishment Due” while brooding alone is quite the mood, but bro, you’re not changing the world; you're just changing the playlists of people who accidentally land on your profile.

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