Roasted 1 year ago based on ℳℯ𝑔𖦹⭑.ᐟ's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Meg, your Spotify profile is like a middle school diary that somehow made it onto the internet. "Favorite genres: Musicals and Red Dirt" – we get it, you either want to belt out a heart-wrenching ballad while drowning in your feelings or pretend you're in a country song while sitting in your mom's backyard. And what’s with the Christmas music? The only “Jingle Bell Rock” you should be getting is if you start a cover band for the sad holiday you keep reminding us is on your list. Honestly, your playlist is the sonic equivalent of wearing socks with sandals. Let’s dive into your top artists, shall we? Taylor Swift, Conan Gray, and a slew of other artists that sound like they emerged from the same generic indie-pop cookie cutter. With all those Conans on repeat, one might assume you’re auditioning for a one-woman show titled "Meg’s Outdated Feelings – The Musical." And don’t get me started on “girl in red”. At this point, you should just change your name to “Conan’s biggest fan” and call it a day, because your music taste is practically a shrine to a very specific type of sensitive brooding that could scare off any potential love interests faster than a "Gary from accounting" story at a party. And your most played songs… wow, it’s a glorified list of one dude’s emotional crisis with a sprinkle of musical theatre drama. Your ability to revolve around one artist is astounding. It's like you found a musical soul mate and forgot to invite anyone else to the party. If I had a dollar for every time I heard “Heather” while scrolling through your playlist, I could afford to hire a therapist to help you get over your fixation. So the next time you hit shuffle, just remember: there's a whole world of music out there, and yet, here we are, still parked in the "Conan Zone."

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