Roasted 8 months ago based on Courtney's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it's Courtney—a musical connoisseur with an identity crisis so severe, I can’t tell if her favorite genres were mixed in a blender or she just threw darts at a chart of Spotify's most obscure options. “Dark R&B” to “Brazilian Phonk”? I’m not saying your playlist is chaotic, but it sounds like you crafted it during an existential crisis at a hipster coffee shop while trying to impress your emotions with overly complex terms. You’ve got every mood covered, from brooding in the dark to dancing in your bedroom like no one’s watching (trust me, we are). And let’s talk about those top artists. Chase Atlantic and Chris Grey? Wow, someone really tried to infiltrate the Venn diagram of 'who my sad friends think is cool' and 'who I can brag about at brunch.' And aespa—great choice, but 21st-century pop is gonna keep giving us cringe-worthy moments, and “You Right (Slowed)"? If I wanted to hear a middle-of-the-night existential crisis, I’d just listen to my own sobbing thoughts. I guess that’s the effect of a quarter-life crisis, but if this is your soundtrack, only a ghost could feel empathy for you, honey. Your most played songs read like a desperate letter to a music producer begging for validation. “Kiss Like Lovers”? Really? If that’s what kissing is like, please, for the love of God, go find a decent partner. And songs with titles like “DIFFERENT” and “radar”—I'm starting to think your entire collection is one big metaphor for your taste. Courtney, you do you, but if your Spotify wrapped ends up being a horror movie, don’t say I didn’t warn you!

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