Roasted 6 months ago based on 0ğ's long term Spotify stats.
Oh, 0ğ, you’re really leaning into that "I promise I’m not a psychopath" aesthetic with your Spotify profile, aren’t you? It's like your playlist is a soundtrack for a horror film where the killer ends up being… well, you. Honestly, your favorite genres read like the hierarchy of a demonic cult. If someone googled "mental breakdown" and found a Spotify account, I think they’d land right on yours. Who needs therapy when you can just blast “Blood of My Blood”? That track is definitely your battle cry as you prepare to critique anyone’s taste in music. Looking at your top artists, I honestly can't tell if you’re curating an avant-garde art project or plotting to summon an ancient evil. Blasphemy and Archgoat? Wow, you're really cutting through that thin veneer of normalcy with the subtlety of a sledgehammer. At this point, your taste in music should come with a warning label reading: “In case of existential dread, listen at your own risk.” It's like you’re trying to edge out the competition for who can make the most people wonder if they should call the cops while stuck in a mosh pit. Who knew music was a gateway drug to losing all social skills? And your most played songs are a real doozy. "Nuns, Cunts & Darkness"? Wow, is that the soundtrack to your last Tinder date? Or maybe a chaotic grocery run? I can picture you yelling "Preaching for Mass Suicide" in a Starbucks, blending in perfectly with the rest of the hipsters sipping pumpkin spice lattes. Seriously, 0ğ, are you trying to collect enough chaotic energy to power an evil lair? If so, mission accomplished, but you might want to take a break, step outside, and bask in the sunshine every once in a while. You know, to remind yourself that life isn’t always "Fallen Angel of Doom.”
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