Roasted 1 year ago based on Leo's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it's Leo! The human equivalent of a Spotify playlist generated by a toddler left alone in an indie record store. Your favorite genres read like the soundtrack to an existential crisis: "POV: Indie"? That's just a nice way of saying, "I spend too much time in my parents' basement singing sad songs to my cat." And let's not even start on "Permanent Wave." Is that a music genre or just a hairstyle stuck in the '80s? Scrolling through your top artists is like taking a trip down a cringe-worthy rabbit hole. Noah Finnce, Green Day, and Chris McCarrell? Congratulations, you've officially curated the "Confused Millennial’s Guide to Emotional Breakdown!" Good job! The only way you'd be able to reach the emotional highs of some of these artists is if you ordered a quadruple shot of espresso while watching an episode of "The Owl House," which, ironically, is your most played song. At least we now know where your creativity comes from: binge-watching cartoons and living out a glorified childhood. And those most played songs? You’ve struck gold with "LEGO Ninjago The WEEKEND WHIP" alongside a Disney theme. If this isn’t proof that you’re a fully-grown adult on the brink of a midlife crisis, I don’t know what is. You seriously went from “How Bad Can I Be?” to storing thematic covers of children's TV shows in your music library. Talk about a well-rounded personality—if by “well-rounded” you mean completely circular, like that pizza you call a music taste. So grab your ukulele and get ready to strum the soundtrack of your questionable life choices, Leo!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!