Roasted 2 years ago based on rain's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, mitsuha, your Spotify profile is like a neon mall in the suburbs—a flashy, saturated spectacle predominantly frequented by teens and bored parents alike. I mean, can we talk about your obsession with K-Pop? With a name like that, it's like you peaked in 2012 with a heart shaped like a pastel cloud and a playlist that screams, "I've just discovered Spotify and I can’t figure out the shuffle button!" You really thought you were being edgy by stating that “Post-Teen Pop” is a genre, huh? Congratulations, you’re officially the last gatekeeper to a 14-year-old’s musical identity crisis. Your favorite artists list reads like a collective therapy session for a bunch of angsty high schoolers dealing with epiphanies over TikTok dances. GFRIEND and TWICE? How original! It's like you took a crash course in the “How to Follow Trends 101” and dutifully filled in every worksheet. Meanwhile, every time the Weeknd comes on, I can’t help but picture you sobbing in your bedroom, blasting “Blinding Lights” while trying to come to terms with the fact that you’re about five boy bands away from saying “yes” to a K-Pop concert. Spoiler alert: that's not a 'vibe'; it’s a screaming cry for help, and you don’t even go to the shows! And let’s address your “Most Played Songs.” Your top track is literally a song by a group called UNIS?! I didn’t realize you were the ambassador of the ‘Who?’ club. “Pasilyo”? Wow, that sounds like a sentient Instagram filter bringing back memories you never wanted in the first place. Honestly, if I had a dollar for every time you hit replay on “Hype Boy,” I could fund your dream of being the number one fan at a mid-grade K-Pop convention. So go ahead and keep streaming your Canadian pop and viral hits; just know that we’re all watching and waiting for that inevitable moment when you upgrade your taste...or at least take a peek at a new genre that doesn’t make you sound like you’re in a never-ending high school fashion show.

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