Roasted 2 months ago based on Viktor's long term Spotify stats.
Viktor, your Spotify profile looks like the diary of a kid who just discovered the word “experimental” in music class. While you’re busy riding the hip-hop wave harder than a dad on a skateboard, I’ve got to wonder if your favorite genres are merely an elaborate way to cover up the fact that you can't commit to any style. Coming in hot with “Alternative Hip Hop” right next to “Rage Rap”? Buddy, even your taste buds are confused—are you looking for deep philosophical lyrics or just an excuse to scream into the void? As for your artist lineup, it’s a wild mix that screams "I watch adult cartoons and call it culture." You've got everything from the lyrical genius of Kendrick Lamar to the chaotic vibes of JPEGMAFIA—who sounds like he was born from the ashes of an overloaded soundboard. Iron Maiden sneaks in there too, which seems like the music equivalent of wearing socks with sandals. What are you trying to prove, Viktor? That you’re cultured enough to listen to deep cuts while also jamming to “Rage, rage against the dying of the light” with one hand and scrolling TikTok with the other? Let’s talk about those most played songs—sweet baby Jesus, it’s an eclectic mess that sounds like you just threw your library into a blender and hit “smooth.” “U Weren’t Here I Really Miss You” by Cult Member? Sounds more like a therapy session's greatest hits. And you know you’re a hipster at heart when "Penthouse Shordy" makes your top ten while you pretend to be deep with Frank Ocean's “Ivy.” Next time you hit shuffle, just know that people are judging you harder than you judge your own Spotify Wrapped at the end of the year.
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