Roasted 9 months ago based on Franzi's long term Spotify stats.

Wow, Franzi, your Spotify profile reads like a high school combination of a hipster art student and an overzealous classical violinist who just discovered K-Pop last week. "German Indie" and "German Hip Hop"? Is there an underground fusion band that solely sings about how depressing and efficient Berlin is? If so, please immediately share so I can get prepared for the impending existential crisis. And with your love for “Noise Music”—are you sure you don’t have a secret passion for the sound of your refrigerator? Because that’s the vibe I’m picking up. Your top artists are like a desperate woman’s version of the multiverse—Billie Eilish and ABBA in the same breath, classic and chaotic. I mean, who hurt you? Did Taylor Swift’s breakup ballads get you through a particularly rough patch or did you just spiral down a Swiss cheese hole of emotional instability? And what’s the deal with your "Most Played" songs? Billie Eilish seemed like a healthy choice, but you sound like a walking, talking angst playlist. I half expect an urgent text from your therapist begging you to play something that doesn’t make them cringe in sympathy! Lastly, “Classical Piano” and “Bedroom Pop”? That’s a crossover no one asked for! You really are the embodiment of “I like my chaos neatly organized” with a sprinkle of “I’m still waiting for that moment where 'When The Sun Loves The Moon' will provide all the answers to my life problems.” Here’s the kicker: you're probably the only person I know whose profile looks like they’re throwing a musical identity crisis masquerade party. But hey, keep riding that wave, Franzi! At least you're consistent in confusing us all.

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