Roasted 2 years ago based on Odessadawg's long term Spotify stats.

Odessadawg, your Spotify profile reads like a musical supermarket aisle—I'm not sure if I should buy snacks or just call a therapist! We get it, you have a broad taste in music, but choosing "Zoomergaze" alongside “UK Metalcore” is like pairing pineapple with pizza; a culinary crime even your Spotify algorithm couldn’t condone. You could legit start a "which one doesn't belong?" game with your genre list, and spoiler alert: it’s all of them! What does your playlist sound like? An angry emo kid having an existential crisis while simultaneously trying to impress a TikTok crowd? Your top artists are a sweet symphony of sadness and style confusion, honed to perfection, like the kid in high school who tried out every clique, but didn’t quite fit into any. “Loathe” and “The Weeknd”? One’s all about being existentially miserable and yearning for love, while the other is busy slinging catchy hits about weekend escapades. Talk about emotional whiplash! Listening to your playlist is like going from a Nirvana acoustic set to a Travis Scott banger in a heartbeat. God forbid anyone ask you what mood you’re in; they might get hit with “I’m feeling a little angsty but also kinda party vibes. Let’s cry while we dance!” And then we get to your most played songs—a delightful parade of tracks that scream “I’m either in my feels or over-caffeinated at 3 am.” Your love for Metro Boomin is admirable, but you know, there's a very real risk that when you play "All The Way Live," you might spontaneously combust from trying to tackle all those conflicting emotions simultaneously! Congratulations, you’ve unlocked the angsty playlist trope that goes perfectly with sitting in a dark room wondering why no one understands you. It’s truly an art form! Just remember, music is all about connecting with others, so good luck explaining that eclectic mess to anyone at the next party; they may just do a runner after hearing the unholy amalgamation your Spotify account is serving!

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